Welcome to Los santos
Home of the Kortz Center
Los Santos County is the foundation of the Island of San Andreas. The recently launched Kortz Center is a beacon for commerce and trade across San Andreas, and is completely tariff free.
Get funding
The LSCMO offers grants through multiple funding programs.
Support for businesses, events, artists, musicians, mechanics and more are available through our suite of funding programs!
The Future of Commerce
Introducing the Kortz Center
The Kortz Center is a citizen-driven hub for commerce, and collaboration.
Get what you need, when you need it. The Kortz Center accepts digital purchases, 25/8.
Extend your market reach by setting up a stall, or a digital storefront on our online platform!
Applications
Whether it be Licenses or Funding, Get What You Need!
Stop selling out of the trunk of your car and become a contributing member of society by applying for a legitimate business license!
Great idea but you lack dynamic presentation skills making it impossible to get financial support from others? Apply for a grant!
Think your next song or event is gonna be the next big hit in Los Santos? Sure bud, that's what they all say. Whatever apply for event and arts funding here.
Are you an employee of MOPEC authorized to apply for MOPEC bank account top-ups? Probably not. This probably isn't relevant to you.
Do you own a food stall or a mechanic shop that participates in PD and EMS subsidy programs or other government initiatives? Get reimbursed here.
Do you have an unmatched addiction to alcohol and want to turn that into a business idea? Sober up, then apply, fucking degen.
Community library
View an archive of the works published with support from LSCMO
The Los Santos County Mayor’s Office have published numerous educational and fictional works.
Supported books are designed to help the reader learn!
The books are exciting, and often include pictures!
Books force the reader to think deeply about serious topics, like politics, or ballwashing.
Most of the works published with the support of the LSCMO are written with a target reading level of Grade 5!
Testimonial
Citizen Feedback
Ready to join the free market?
Visit the Kortz Center and create an account today, to unlock the benefits of a free market economy. Fuck socialism, communism to my dick.
Common Questions
Most Popular Questions
Here are a collection of common questions we’ve received over the last 6+ months, with responses.
Michael Razzel, while simultaneously getting and giving a rimjob to/from Janis Joplin.
"But Janis Joplin is dead..."
Why don't you go enjoy a 20 pack of chicky nuggles you fuckin' loser.
Taylor "'ol One Kidney" Reed. They used to call him ol' Iron Side until another lifer was able to cut him open with a butter knife and steal a kidney. Dude's fuckin' 10-ply he's softer than Charmin Ultra.
20.1 Miles per Hour.
What you should be asking is, "Why does everyone else keep losing?"
Maybe put forward a candidate who can drive past a field of cows and successfully fight off the urge to pull over and rope one right then and there.
It roughly translates to "everyone else is an idiot".
Don't believe me? Drop that shit into google translate.
"Google translate isn't right about everything"
Pipe down pimple farmer before you pop a neck zit.
Facts don't have feelings.
The LSCMO subsidies food and repairs for the LSPD and has supported the outfitting of PD vehicles with performance parts.
Brian Knight to my dick, last night his mom ugly cried because she left the lens cap on the camcorder it's fuckin' amateur hour over here.
Tarrifs to my dick.
Cocaine.